The Doreen Bird (deceased) Academy of Arts, Technology and Witchcraft
From the first day of business, enrolments have risen to unprecedented levels.
People of all species recognise the potential for career-enhancement and all-round prestige that can be gained from my qualifications.
My staff any I are quite prepared to teach you anything you want to know.
Many famous and successful people probably wish they had one of my qualifications and are no doubt applying for courses even as you read this.
My Academy opened in September 1998 and rapidly became one of the most prestigious seats of learning known to me.