The Doreen Bird Academy of Arts, Technology and Witchcraft

Course Registration

You should use the form below to make enquiries, apply for courses, request a copy of Academy regulations and much more. Enquiries are rather pointless, since, firstly, I am far too busy to read them and, secondly, I am prepared to teach you anything you want to know. Why not just register now?

If you are not convinced of the need for a sound education, I have tried to explain this in my professional development section.

Don't forget the voice tutorial is free if you have the basic skills.

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